Monday, October 22, 2007

As Rams Fans, We're Pretty Pissed

It's been a pretty bleak football season here in St. Louis. The Rams lost again Sunday, 33-6 to the Seahawks. The team is now 0-7 for the first time ever.

Not the first time since they moved to St. Louis from L.A., or even the first time since they moved to L.A. from Cleveland. No, this is the worst start in the history of the Rams franchise ... and this franchise started in 1936. That's 72 seasons worth of football.

Needless to say, Rams fans such as myself are none too happy about this situation and the bumbling fools who led the team this direction. Namely, team "president" John Shaw, "general manager" (who is really an accountant - seriously) Jay Zygmunt, and "head coach" Scott Linehan. There are others who have contributed, sure. But these three inept clowns are the ones who are most responsible.

To show how pissed we are, let's go ahead and take a look at some fan's questions from a post-game chat held by the St. Louis Post-Dispatch's Jeff Gordon after the game.

"Gordo, I dont know how you do it (I hope you get paid well), but watching this team is like poking your eyes out with a spoon!!!!" - Eric

"I dont even have a question im just glad some parts of missouri serve beer on sundays." - ronjon

"There is nobody in this organization who has even the slightest clue. Fans should prepare for a repeat of the nineties. This team is going nowhere." - Colorado

"Also, whatever happened to a quick slant. And WHAT THE HECK, everyone gets constant pressure but WE NEVER try a halfback screen? WHAT!!!!!???? Are we the only NFL team every to not counter the blitz with a screen pass??????" - shane

"This offense can very well be the worst in history. It is worse that the Raiders from last year. It makes you want to throw up watching it." - Brandon

"The Rams need to move again and, please, don't tell anyone where you're going. Just hide in shame, you suck." - Mike

"I hate to say this but kiss Mike Matz's feet and ask for forgiveness, give him his team back with Haslett as his assistant." - Royce

"Linehan has taken one of the best offenses in the game's history and reduced it to the league laghing stock." - Ramschic

"Are we even trying to win this game? Goodnight folks, can't watch anymore." - Bert

"Worst team ever? It's hard to believe any team could be worse than the first year Buccaneers team. This team can't even execute a simple screen pass. Every week is an offensive comedy of errors." - Disgusted

"Six points.....6 lousy points. This team is horrible. They are stuck overpaying for a QB that has lost his confidence and a coach that can't coach." - Bob

"I'm depressed. 9 losses to go." - Joe

"Do you think my doctor will up my dosage and potency for depression medication when I bring in my Rams' season statistics?" - Scott

"This is either the most cursed team in NFL history or the most unmotivated, poorly coached piles of crap mine eyes have ever seen. If the Rams win a game this season, I'm Bugs Bunny." - John

4 Comments:

Shorty said...

Just be glad you aren't a Dolphins fan...

:(

Kyle Smith said...

It's a toss-up as to which team is worse. At least the Fins scored TD's against the Pats. The Rams can't even make it to the 50.

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