The best of the Monday sports blogs, including the delicious Kelly Carlson, from the brilliantly sleazy Nip/Tuck.

- A Scottish hockey player or a threat to our national security? Hmmm. (100% Injury Rate)

- A number of widely-used baseball terms are clearly perverted. (Epic Carnival)

- The Buddy-Cop quotient of the NFC West. (I Dislike Your Favorite Team)

- Mr. Deadspin made a trip to our stomping grounds to take in all things Rick Ankiel. (Deadspin)

- Grading out NBC's Sunday Night Football broadcasting crew. (Awful Announcing)

- The boys at MBSR may be gone for good. We will keep you updated. (My Brain Says Rage)

- A must read interview between NOIS and the one and only Scoop Jackson. (Nation of Islam Sports Blog)

- The Sporting Orange is keeping their countdown to college football up to date. 19 days remain. (The Sporting Orange)

- The sports related jokes at Flava Flav's roast. (You Been Blinded)

- Breaking down some "logic" used by Peter King. (Kissing Suzy Kolber)