The best of the Wednesday sports blogs, including Shannon Elizabeth.

- Speaking of beautiful ladies, ESPN has hired what promises to be Erin Andrews' toughest competition for most attractive female reporter. (Awful Announcing)

- My Brain Says Rage makes their return, taking on fat people and rednecks. Welcome back. (My Brain Says Rage)

- John From Cincinnati was cancelled by HBO. So now I'll try to figure out what it was about for the rest of my damned life. (Blog of Hilarity)

- Epic Carnival's many contributors (such as yours truly) voted on the MLB Awards if the season ended today. (Epic Carnival)

- One of the members of the Rutgers women's basketball team is suing Don Imus because he called her a name and hurt her feelings. (Nation of Islam Sports Blog)

- The best manager ejections of all-time. (Sons of Sam Malone)

- 17 days until college football begins. (The Sporting Orange)

- Railing on Chicago Cubs mythology and fake Cubs fans. (Sports Hustle)

- Mike Vick is being sued for $63 billion. Seriously. Apparently, Vick is a member of Al Qaeda who bought missiles from Iran. (NYJer Please)

- We have reached the semi-finals of the Hottest Girlfriend/Wife in Sports poll. The lovelies competing today are Willa Ford and Elisha Cuthbert. Tough call. (Our Book of Scrap)