Tuesday's at DOTD mean that it's time to peruse the sports message boards and see what fans are spouting off about. Today, in light of the epic meltdown by Michigan's football team (which we saw, thanks to DirecTV), led by "head coach" Lloyd Carr, we will try and capture the true voice of Wolverines fans. And they're pretty pissed.

(Disclaimer: DOTD has never particularly liked Lloyd Carr. While we respect Michigan, Carr always came across as a grumpy, pompous old bastard. It has always amazed us that he got the players he did when they could probably be playing for someone who A) looked like he enjoyed breathing, and B) didn't have the personality of a Mr. Burns/Grinch evil clone.)

WingedHelmet.com: "F*ck, i think I'm going to get drunk...and F8ck the first drunk slut that will have me...night." - Ufers Spirit

MLive.com: "YOU People - I'm talking, of course, to those of you who will 'look on the bright side,' say 'it's all ok,' contend 'we're still playing for the Big Ten Championship,' or anything even remotely positive.

YOU are the reason this crap happens year in and year out. YOU are the reason Michigan Football has deteriorated to being a laughingstock, even if they win ALL their games the remainder of the season.

Your Liberal, feel good, let's just be happy we have a team, let's not be like those 'evil' Ohio State fans who expect championships attitude has allowed this BS to take place.

There needs to be an uprising to get rid of this coaching staff TODAY and some of the players, too.

If you have the attitude 'I'm stickin' with my guys,' YOU ARE AN IDIOT. The season is OVER.

I have come to hate Michigan Football since that LOSER has been the head coach and I will continue to hate Michigan Football until her leaves.

If anyone has any other attitude about this, he/she is a LOSER.

We suck. Any recruit considering Michigan should change his mind immediately. This program is a black hole and, until there is someone else as the head coach (NOT A 'MICHIGAN MAN'!!!!!!), this will continue." - MFanInATL

MichiganZone (A Michigan blog, not a message board, but these are comments from post-game): "I fucking hate you Lloyd Carr. I am so disappointed in myself, what with allowing my animosity towards you to lull last season. I wish you nothing but ill will.

I cried at Bo's passing; it will not be so for you.

Fuck you Lloyd. Retire, be fired, I don't care. Leave.

P.S.: We made the drudgereport. I hope your wife serves you with divorce papers tomorrow Lloyd. You are an embarrassment." - C

ESPN.com - Appalachian St. Board: "Listen, dont waste your gas money driving to Ann Arbor. The only thing you will see on Saturday in the Big House is Michigan running the score up on your sorry a$$. You guys think you can come to Ann Arbor and challenge us, man thats funny. Stick with what you do best, beat up on the 1-AA teams.

Michigan 49 - AS 14" - Morty222

WingedHelmet.com: "I don't think you can blame in on one specific group. This 2007 team is ful of vaginas, and it starts with the coaches. Ron English talks a lot of shit and tries to act tough, but he has been exposed. HIS defense got smacked around by OSU, USC and now a D-1A school. He is a fraud. Lloyd is...well Lloyd. VERY concerned about his legacy...well, the legacy is sealed. You are the worst National Championship coach in any sport." - annarbor5

UMGoBlue.com: "Bo Schembechler would be ashamed... no not of this team and not of this coaching staff, but of the supposed fans around here who have the audacity to talk about selling their tickets, abandoning their team, and throwing everyone associated with it under the bus. - scmgoblue

WingedHelmet.com: "FWIW, I still think we beat Ohio State. We just may not beat anyone else." - UMBOB1

MichiganZone: "Time to make myself a sundae topped with nails and battery acid! Enjoy your holiday weekend everyone!"
- jonjecz

WingedHelmet.com: "Simple request: Please don't use the term "Lloydball" anymore. It's a misnomer--Lloyd has no balls."
- Captain America

Scout.com: "Do you know what Lenoir-Rhyne is? Appalachian St.'s next opponent." - JimMcG

WingedHelmet.com: "What are message boards for then? so we can all do a type-written Kum-Bay-Yah after every game?"
- BlueCheeseHead

MichiganZone: "I have never been embarrassed to be associated with the Unversity of Michigan... until today. Way to go Coach Carr and the rest of the staff." - jeff

UMGoBlue.com: "hopefully oregon doesn't have a mobile QB.

hopefully michigan won't have to settle for field goals.

hopefully no one in the UM secondary will have to make an open field tackle." - pitt9496

Rivals.com: "Mark it down: On 9/3/07 @ 8:08 PM, the board hit a new low......A guy from UTEP -- I repeat -- The University of Texas at El Paso -- totally attempted to throw down on UM. Lloyd, what have you done to us?............" - NaplesGoBlue