Once again, it's time for our weekly look at internet message board douchebaggery.

ESPN.com - Nascar Board: "Dale Jr should retire. He totally sucks. Nascar is trying to make him a star and he is to stupid to make it. He is way overrated just like his Dad. Nascar fixed races so Sr. could win, they made more money that way." - LilChancie69

ESPN.com - NFL Board: "Pets should be illegal. I think that if the human race truly thinks about this Michael Vick situation, they will see that the true root of this problem is that people are allowed to keep animals as pets ... It is in most of man's instinct to eat meat, just like it is in most man's instinct to take on a wife. There are those strange people out there that decide to not eat meat or to date the same sex." - odogg2110

ESPN.com - Alabama Board: "Difference between Bama and auburn - BAMA GAT TRADISHUN AND THE BARN DON,T GAT NONE TRADISHUN.

ROLLLLLLL TIDE ROLLLLLLL" - SKSsDadcantpost

ESPN.com - NCAA Football Board: "Canadian over American girls. Our women are so much better looking and dont have that materialistic golddigger attitude that american women have."
- RogerCraigNU

BigHuskerFan.com - Nebraska Board: "Misery won't put up 24 on us. And we will put up 42 on them. Bank on it." - SCVHusker

SoonerFans.com - Oklahoma Board: "texass is WAYYYYY overhyped, sportswriters are more biased than ever ... Sportswriters, you all shouldn't be doing jack**** until you actually do some more in depth research on teams!!!!!!!"
- BASSooner

ESPN.com - SEC Board: "Bama will avg. 35 points per game. Thats right I said it. 35 points per game. Believe it! JPW is the best QB in the conference. We have the best group of WR's in the country and the best WR in the conference. The best o-lineman in the country and a kid at RB that nobody knows about who is going to be 2nd only the McF." - xersizeguy2006

WeAreSC.com - USC Board: "Exposed! Urban Meyer recruitment video. Recruits are submitted to endless loops of video with volume on high until verbal commitments are induced. Enjoy Moody." - S seaside

Miami-Hurricanes.com: "WTF ESPN! More proof they hate us these are all the Miami games they are showing on ESPN Classic in their 2 day long pregame for Thursday:

1984 Maryland at Miami
1995 Nebraska v Miami Orange Bowl
2003 OSU v Miami Fiesta Bowl
1998 VT v Miami

That's it, four games all of which we lost, Thanks ESPN!" - Canes122