Needless to say, Nebraska football fans are a teeny bit upset with the way their team has performed this season. Which is understandable when the once vaunted Blackshirt defense gives up 76 points. In one game. To the Kansas Jayhawks. And this wasn't a pick-up basketball game between the KU basketball team and Nebraska defensive players. This was on the football field.

As you might imagine, the fanbase is growing restless and want to see head coach Bill Callahan and defensive coordinator Kevin Cosgrove gone, and quickly. If you read this site on occasion, you know we specialize in seeking out the best and brightest of the internet sports message board sect. Let's see what Nebraska fans have to say, shall we?

- Huskerboard: "The only good thing going for Husker fans this fall is that Dr. Tom Osborne himself is back and deer season, period." - huskerjock

- Huskerpedia: "I'm a brand new member and this is my first post. Can anyone help me out in understanding just what happened?" - Red Five

- Huskerpedia: "The worst part about taking verbal shots from females is that 98% of them truly don't understand football. If you've never played, you really don't get it. It would be like me ripping on them for watching One Life to Live...something I know NOTHING about." - BigRedOhio

- RedOut: "Tom Osborne is a prick!!! for not firing these fuckers RIGHT NOW!

FIre ThiS FUckinG staFf RigHT FUCKING noW!!!

NOW.

NOW you douchebag.

I don't care about your word... FIRE THEM!" - RINGKONG

- Huskerboard: "Screw KC and everything in mizzou, by far the worst place to visit in America, worse than New Orleans after Katrina ripped through!" - jjamuss

- Huskerpedia: "Dear Coach Callahan,

As you have pointed out you are doing excellent in all aspects of your job. Your most recent example of excellence at Kansas provided a Husker record that I am sure will last for years, if not broken by Kansas State or Colorado.

Your level of job perfection may be wasted with us hayseeds here in the heartland. You can only carry a program on your back for so long. I think it is time to spread your wings and spread your wonderfulness elsewhere. Possibly the NFL or Australian rules football.

No need to wait until the end of the season. I say pack your bags now and head out. Most folks who follow Nebraska can't understand your magnificence because it is just so gosh darned complicated. Don't even say good bye. We don't deserve it. Just put Lincoln in your review mirror and keep going. You won't be disappointed!" - Nebraska1

Some questions have befuddled me lately in the world of sports. If you have answers to these, please, let me know.

- A betting scandal in tennis? Who the hell bets on tennis?

- When did Kentucky, Illinois, Kansas and Cincinnati become football schools?

- At what point in time did Nebraska football stop being Nebraska football?

- I don't dislike the guy, but is anyone else starting to be a wee bit annoyed by Tony Romo (or to put it better, the media's fascination with him)? Seriously, what has he done yet?

- Evander Holyfield is still fighting? Why?

- For that matter, why is Trent Green even considering playing football again?

- If Colorado can sell out their playoff games, why can't Arizona?

- Anyone else get the feeling Matt Leinart might become a bust sometime down the road?

- The Knicks signed Allan Houston? Seriously?

- How long until Jazz coach Jerry Sloan pummels Andrei Kirilenko?

- When will this stupid post end?

Oh, right now. Good.

Time for the weekly look around the world of sports internet message boards in our regular edition of Message Board Marauder.

ESPN.com - MLB Board: "ROIDROD: When will people start calling him out? I mean come on meng! This dude is obviously on the JUICE! Media needs to start taking it's job seriously and calling him out." - Koban717

ESPN.com - College Football Board: "Statistics prove it. The Big East is superior to the SEC." - jth1970

ESPN.com - NFL Board: "Raiders sign the Black Jared Lorenzen. Huge waste of money on a huge tub of lard." - JaMarcus_will_Bust

NotreDameFans.com: "DON'T PANIC!! There is much to be optimistic about. When you think about it, the only problem, though admittedly a huge one, is the offensive line. When you think about it, that's the only real serious problem on this team right now." - Bernie P. ND '74

WingedHelmet.com - Michigan Football: "Is Pete Carroll available? I'll take Pete even without his Southern California recruiting advantage. He clearly can outcoach our coaches and out recruit them most of the time." - kurtbri

BigHuskerFan.com - Nebraska Football: "USC is going to come in over confident and won't give this game much respect. If we play mistake free and Keller finds his rhythm I think we can win."
- Hawkeyehusker

ESPN.com - MLB Board: "SOX OWN BASEBALL ... BOW DOWN TO THE ALMIGHTY SOX!" - JERMAINEDYE4MVP

TideSports.com - Alabama Board: "As a student, I attended every home game from 1975 to 1979. Two hours before kickoff, I would watch Coach Bryant walk the team around the field and tip his hat as he passed the student section. This would bring near tears to my eyes, every week, it never subsided. I loved Coach Bryant, what he stood for and what he did for the University of Alabama. It definitely was a special feeling." - CrimsonFJR

DodgerBlues.com: "Dear Ned: Grow a fucking pair and fire Little, in fact, throw him off the plane without a parachute. He's the only reason why this team will not make the playoffs, in fact probably the reason why they don't have the best record in the NL." - Atlas

Once again, it's time for our weekly look at internet message board douchebaggery.

ESPN.com - Nascar Board: "Dale Jr should retire. He totally sucks. Nascar is trying to make him a star and he is to stupid to make it. He is way overrated just like his Dad. Nascar fixed races so Sr. could win, they made more money that way." - LilChancie69

ESPN.com - NFL Board: "Pets should be illegal. I think that if the human race truly thinks about this Michael Vick situation, they will see that the true root of this problem is that people are allowed to keep animals as pets ... It is in most of man's instinct to eat meat, just like it is in most man's instinct to take on a wife. There are those strange people out there that decide to not eat meat or to date the same sex." - odogg2110

ESPN.com - Alabama Board: "Difference between Bama and auburn - BAMA GAT TRADISHUN AND THE BARN DON,T GAT NONE TRADISHUN.

ROLLLLLLL TIDE ROLLLLLLL" - SKSsDadcantpost

ESPN.com - NCAA Football Board: "Canadian over American girls. Our women are so much better looking and dont have that materialistic golddigger attitude that american women have."
- RogerCraigNU

BigHuskerFan.com - Nebraska Board: "Misery won't put up 24 on us. And we will put up 42 on them. Bank on it." - SCVHusker

SoonerFans.com - Oklahoma Board: "texass is WAYYYYY overhyped, sportswriters are more biased than ever ... Sportswriters, you all shouldn't be doing jack**** until you actually do some more in depth research on teams!!!!!!!"
- BASSooner

ESPN.com - SEC Board: "Bama will avg. 35 points per game. Thats right I said it. 35 points per game. Believe it! JPW is the best QB in the conference. We have the best group of WR's in the country and the best WR in the conference. The best o-lineman in the country and a kid at RB that nobody knows about who is going to be 2nd only the McF." - xersizeguy2006

WeAreSC.com - USC Board: "Exposed! Urban Meyer recruitment video. Recruits are submitted to endless loops of video with volume on high until verbal commitments are induced. Enjoy Moody." - S seaside

Miami-Hurricanes.com: "WTF ESPN! More proof they hate us these are all the Miami games they are showing on ESPN Classic in their 2 day long pregame for Thursday:

1984 Maryland at Miami
1995 Nebraska v Miami Orange Bowl
2003 OSU v Miami Fiesta Bowl
1998 VT v Miami

That's it, four games all of which we lost, Thanks ESPN!" - Canes122