Message Board Marauder
Our weekly look at the happenings on the civilized and controlled world of sports internet message boards.
ESPN.com - Chicago Bears: "This board is nothing more than a few internet tough guys who didn't know what a real football team looked like until THE DALLAS COWBOYS came to "the windy city" last night!! btw, why do they call it the 'windy city' ?? it must be all the blowhards in your rat hole of a town!!!" - symdev
BengalsZone: "They are starting to catch on about the Bungles. They are starting to realize that your team is a fake. There starting to understand that your 11-5 season was a fluke ... They are saying that your team is soft. No heart! So were back to the same thing. The bungles suck! I can't wait to see what felon you draft to help your team next year!!!!
LOL. Enjoy your view from the bottom!" - chopjaw
DawgBones - Cleveland Browns: "Anyone want to join me in a shot of Johnnie Walker Black because this team SUCK so fucking bad. I'm going to do it at 8:15pm Eastern Time. Everyone grab a shot - and we'll drink our sorrows together." - Soup
ChargerTalk: "It wont do much good. Spilled milk is already on the floor BUT you might feel better if you sign this petition. FireNorv.net" - bluehair
DaBearz: "Cut everyone. No passion missed tackles dropped passes fumbles inteceptions. CUT EVERYONE START OVER" - Opie and Anthony
ESPN.com - NFL: "Texans deserve an apology. The texans were laughed at and berated by all the talking heads when they drafted mario williams...
Doesn't look like that was such a bad choice after all now does it.
Reggie bush is easily the most wildly overrated player in the last 5 years. He's Eric metcalf... that's it" - LouOwnsDusty
PurplePride - Minnesota Vikings: "I am at the end of my proverbial rope watching this inept franchise bumble and stumble there way every week, season after miserable season. But despite all this I will continue to be a fan till the day I die, which will be probably 10 years sooner from all the aggravation the purple gang has sent my way.
I am convinced Childress is a douchebag to add onto the pile of crap ... I have resigned myself to accept the fact I am doomed to walk out of the sports bar I go to every Sunday (because I live in Jersey) to watch the hapless Vikes feeling like a idiot with a Adrian Petersen jersey on." - mamaluke
ESPN.com - NCAA Football: "Is Bulluck gay? Did anyone see that post-game on-the-field interview with Keith Bulluck? He sounds really gay...like a butch Pookie with a bandana." - Ihatefairweathers
SaintsReport: "the defense played good....kinda. if you would have told me we would have given up only 24 offensive points with 5 turnovers, less than 300 yds total offense & less than 100 rushing yds... I would have said you were crazy ... Sure we gave up a kind of long touchdown pass & we let them on the next possession after we took the lead run it down our throats to regain the lead....but all in all this defensive performance put us in a position to win." - greenparrot
RealRamsFans: "What this team needs: We need a Priest or a Rabbi or both and throw in a Profit and Exorcist to boot.
Have them bless the whole locker room with a 55 gallon drum of Holy water, each player, the stadium, the players homes, family , clothing.
Another 55 gallon drum for the coaches, their families, homes, cars kids, etc." - gunite